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"LITTLE BUDDY!" - If Romney is the millionaire, and Paul Ryan is Gilligan, then no wonder no one ever gets off that damn island!

TAGS: gilligan paul ryan funny poster
Rating: 2.79/5

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marms - September 20, 2012, 11:18 pm

CAN YOU SPOT THE DIFFERENCE? - HINT: One is a bloodsucking, pathologically insecure imp who would betray his own kind for power and the allure of gold... ...the other is Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

MITT & RYAN FORGOT ONE THING - Back in the 1950s, the tax rate for the very rich was over 90% Mitt & Ryan plan a major tax rate cut for the rich to less than 1%

"ROMNEY'S GREATEST FEAR" - Now that Mitt 's campaign is all about Paul Ryan "Damage Control" The RNC Delegates are bailing on him for a Ron Paul nomination


TAGS: mitt romney paul ryan vote
Rating: 2.32/5

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RonaldReagan - January 9, 2014, 5:06 pm
RINO is another name for RYAN


RON PAUL - The only Republican I would vote for.

TAGS: ron paul
Rating: 4.08/5

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ANTI-ISRAEL - They're not all Liberals

TAGS: ron paul israel
Rating: 3.44/5

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blesic - August 31, 2014, 9:53 pm
He's not Anti-Israel. He's just not for Israel.

SAVING LYIN' RYAN - “A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes” ~ Mark Twain

PAUL RYAN: LIAR-IN-CHIEF - Finally, something Ryan and Romney both have in common.

TAGS: paul ryan gm lie funny
Rating: 2.3/5

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fauxnews - February 24, 2014, 3:19 am
And you're just "under delusion" X-D
GrouchoMarxist - February 24, 2014, 1:36 am
You're under some delusion that truth means something to these liberals...
BiteMeNow - February 22, 2014, 11:37 pm
Too late. Ob***f*** has been anointed with Lie of the Year!

UNELECTABLE VS ELECTABLE - Massive crowds show for Ron Paul at nearly ever rally. To the GOP establishment, this means he is unelectable.

TAGS: ron paul 2012 peace prosperity
Rating: 3.93/5

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terroraustralis - October 1, 2012, 12:23 am
its not about popularity, its about who will be the puppet. ron paul refuses, romney tows the party line despite his own family living in mexico and opposing his immigration policies... the republican party is corrupt beyond recognition.

PAUL "LYIN" RYAN: FASTEST-LIAR-IN-THE-WORLD! - LIE: Paul Ryan says he ran a marathon under 3 hours (says he forgot his time). FACT: He actually ran it in four hours (no REAL marathon runner forgets their time).

TAGS: paul ryan lie marathon funny
Rating: 4/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 7:12 pm
And baby bam bam was born to a single mother ... and placed in a manger...
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 7:11 pm
Thanks man! Right back at you. I confess: Romney makes it too easy though. He's practically his own comedy writing staff. I'm just putting out there what he's saying to raise awareness. He gets all the creative credit. LOL
marms - September 20, 2012, 11:07 pm
I like your posters. Good stuff

THIS GUN IS LIKE RON PAUL - Consistent, accurate, defends liberty and most importantly... NOT FOR SALE.

OPINIONS VS.FACTS - "You are entitled to your own opinions, but you are not entitled to your own facts." ~Daniel Patrick Moynihan (FACT: Lied at RNC about GM Plant that closed in'08!)

TAGS: paul ryan lie carrey funny
Rating: 2.45/5

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JGalt - September 10, 2012, 6:50 am
arnnatz - September 9, 2012, 6:05 pm
You still haven't explained how a manufacturing plant can produce cars after it's closed. It "closed" in 2008, but the last vehicle rolled off the a**embly line in april of 2009.
GrouchoMarxist - September 9, 2012, 4:48 pm
bam bam promised to keep it open..... hahahahahahaha
GrouchoMarxist - September 9, 2012, 4:46 pm
Bahahahahahaha Keep trying tool.. You don't seem to mind bam bam lying do you?

AYN RAND - Wouldn't approve of someone who voted for TARP, Iraq,Permanent Patriot Act, and unemployment extensions

North Korea's Road To Serfdom -


TAGS: mitt romney paul ryan women
Rating: 1.86/5

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rockfan5 - January 29, 2013, 11:29 pm
How are they women haters? Because they wanted to ban tampons? Do you believe that ****?

RYAN: DEFENDS A RAPIST'S RIGHT TO HAVE KIDS 'THEIR' WAY - Brought to you by the Republicans on the committee Re-elect Obama

H Is For Hypocrite -

OBAMA ACKNOWLEDGE PAUL - Finally, Obama acknowledges his superior

HEY LIBERALS - You're next.

TAGS: paul ryan romney 2012 polls
Rating: 4.13/5

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thatmfguy - November 9, 2012, 11:54 am
No satire when deer hunting is involved, I'll at least agree with you on that part. :)
MashiMashi - November 9, 2012, 10:56 am
I'm from WISCONSIN there is no SATIRE when deer hunting is involved this is my guy, hell be the next president.
thatmfguy - November 8, 2012, 9:07 pm
It's called satire, stop being such a nancy.
MashiMashi - November 8, 2012, 7:56 pm
you can't win by threatening us.



PAUL RYAN'S BUDGET SIMPLIFIED - Know your facts and then vote for the team with a plan and real leadership! Vote Romney/Ryan on 11-6-2012

THE 40-YEAR OLD VERMIN - Looks like Romney helped 'rat out' another phony conservative with his VP choice.

RYAN USED SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS TO PAY FOR HIS EDUCATION - So maybe we should listen to Ryan and cut social programs... because if we could back in time and do this, there would be no Ryan today!

PAULBOTS - Ruining things for Ron Paul and libertarians in general since 2007.

RON, PAUL 2016 - Start lining up the voters

TAGS: ron paul 2016
Rating: 4.44/5

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thatmfguy - November 10, 2012, 2:16 pm
I'm over it :)
arnnatz - November 10, 2012, 2:02 pm
it's satire, get over it
thatmfguy - November 10, 2012, 11:40 am
Dude, you eagerly voted for Romney, the guy most Repubs hated all through the primaries. you don't have much room to be criticizing anyone else. LOL

CONSERVATIVES - Ensuring a Liberal victory one speech at a time.

SHAME ON YOU... - to those who didn’t vote for RON PAUL because you felt another candidate could beat Obama!

RON PAUL - Wants to legalize heroin & prostitution & is to the left of Obama on foreign policy. How does any conservative take him seriously?

PAUL RYAN IS A LYING SCUMBAG - Joseph Goebbels, "If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."

HEY, PAUL RYAN...LIE MUCH? - LIE: Ryan blames Obama for a GM plant closing in his hometown in speech. TRUTH: That GM plant closed in 2008 under Bush.

WHO IS RON PAUL? - The guy who stayed consistent for years, predicted America's crisis, wins poll after poll, yet is overshadowed by Obamney and Perry in the media.

SENATOR HARRY REID - Defender of the Federal Reserve, Traitor to the American People

NEWT GINGRICH - Ron Paul just handed you your hat

PAUL RYAN: THE COWARDLY LIAR - LIE: Ryan says that Obama took "$716 billion" and “funneled [it] out of Medicare.” FACT: Ryan supported the exact same reductions even when Obama opposed it.

TAGS: paul ryan liar lie funny
Rating: 3.92/5

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marms - September 20, 2012, 11:11 pm
Good poster! Ryan keeps the "Fact-Checker" working overtime
marms - September 20, 2012, 11:10 pm
Good poster! Ryan keeps the "Fact-Checker" working overtime
GrouchoMarxist - September 13, 2012, 5:30 am
I say you were being charitiable to the average liberal mindset.
WTFO - September 13, 2012, 2:26 am
What are you, 12? I prove how your fails and you respond with that? Pathetic.
JGalt - September 10, 2012, 6:46 am
GrouchoMarxist - September 10, 2012, 1:23 am
Ryans' plan never implemented... Bam Bam is killing medicare... Still following?
GrouchoMarxist - September 10, 2012, 1:21 am
Cute ph**ochop
GrouchoMarxist - September 10, 2012, 1:21 am
No problem with bam bam lies? You are a true follower...
romneyisatool - September 10, 2012, 1:18 am
TRANSLATION (what Groucho really is saying): WAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *cry* *sniffle*
GrouchoMarxist - September 10, 2012, 1:15 am
You must be crushed by the bam bam lies?
romneyisatool - September 10, 2012, 1:09 am
TRANSLATION: WAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *cry* *sniffle*
WTFO - September 10, 2012, 12:27 am
So your poster in no way shows that Rep Ryan lied about Obamacare robbing $716M from Medicare. It just accuses him of supporting it. Poster Fail (logic too)!
GrouchoMarxist - September 9, 2012, 10:40 pm
But did that happen? No.. Did bam bam rob medicare? Yes...

RON PAULS'S DELEGATE STRATEGY - Even when the game is rigged and the odds are against him, Ron Paul finds legal ways to beat the GOP at its own game! Honest and plays by the rules, RON PAUL!

MITT ROMNEY AND PAUL RYAN - I couldn't have put it any better myself.

TAGS: mittromney romney paulryan
Rating: 2.91/5

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deerbag2 - September 20, 2012, 10:16 am
At least the pic is funny
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:40 am
Remember those halcion days of telling our parents "We have hope now?" And since we learned that hope and change meant: No Bush, higher gas prices, unemployment, and debt. Well from there we Go FORWARD
JGalt - September 20, 2012, 6:40 am
Well, GM, they have their hope and change, magic unicorns and skittle rainbows that gives them warm fuzzies. You don't need a bumper sticker when there is plenty of kool aid to go around!
JGalt - September 20, 2012, 6:38 am
hey, name calling will get you banned and warned!!!
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 12:10 am
Hey... I'm looking for an Obama bumper sticker that says, "Obama is Working", but I can't find one anywhere.
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 12:03 am
Remembewr when Romney's pastor said GD America? Good times
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 12:02 am
Wow... Obama was born to a single mother...
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 12:02 am
You find yourself a laugh track yet?
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 12:01 am
And Corpesman Classic...
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 12:01 am
And that's a wrap, good night folks! :-)
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 12:01 am
Word of advice, Croucho: Leave the comedy to the professionals.LOL
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 12:00 am
Oh yeah! According to Paul Ryaninocchio he ran a marathon through all of them in under 3 hours! Romney got mad, though, and said "Ryan, you were only supposed to run through the half-of-America WE CARE ABOUT!" LMAO
GrouchoMarxist - September 19, 2012, 11:52 pm
Remember that time they visited 57 states? Good times

INTRODUCING ROMNEY'S RUNNING MATE: PAUL RYAN! - Guess we are never gonna get out of this mess now!

"YEAH, I'M ABOUT AS BIG A DOUCHE AS I LOOK..." - Introducing Paul Ryan!

HYPOCRISY - You're doing it right!

PAUL RYAN AT RNC:"SIEG HEIL!" - Protects rapists rights. Check. Anti-Women policies. Check. Uses lies to work over public. Check. Scapegoats race. Check Paul Ryan: The new face of Fascism.

PAUL LYIN' RYAN LOSES VP DEBATE - Joe Biden's having a MGD right now while Paul Ryan's mom is putting his "debate participation" certificate on the refrigerator.

TAGS: paul ryan biden debate funny
Rating: 1.17/5

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JGalt - October 14, 2012, 12:39 am
thatmfguy - October 13, 2012, 7:03 pm
MGD? LOLOLOLOL. And I think he had about 12 MGDs before the debate. Guy was HAMMERED
GrouchoMarxist - October 13, 2012, 4:15 pm
Insert Biden's hysterical laugh here......
KALKAM - October 13, 2012, 2:42 pm
The guy in the middle should leave debating to the other two...


CBS NEWS - that's right Ron, you get 5 seconds to answer each question

RON PAUL 2012 - What a jerk!

OCCUPY FILL IN THE BLANK - supporting Ron Paul the GOP's Ralph Nader

UNCLE RON - I'll take you out back and give you a near death experience

RON PAUL REVOLUTION - Nobody Can Stop An Idea Whose Time Has Come

HEY SARAH! - I think I found those Death Panels you were looking for.

WILL YOU STILL NEED ME..... - Will you still feed me when I'm 64? Odd, Obamacare provides the answer.

RAND PAUL - Putting his foot down for conservatives, everywhere.

A POLITICIAN - That loathed politics and had real answers. We need you back Ron.

Paul -

BILDERBERG MEMBERS DISCUSS KILLING RON PAUL - Expressed their desire to see Ron Paul die in a plane crash, according to veteran journalist Jim Tucker's inside source.

With a one trillion dollar military budget, -


TAGS: joe biden paul ryan
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 12, 2012, 10:17 pm
Nor should we vote for that ticket in November- they fool themselves into security and safety, ignore facts, spin it while they spend us dry!

THE REVOLUTION CONTINUES - Meet the eight libertarian Republican Congressmen who just won seats in the House.

What has our government become that this should even be a subject for debate?! -

Hope and change and the obama dream are dead -

DRAFT DEFERMENTS? - Not this guy!


PAUL-RUBIO SOTU RESPONSE - Obama is Killing America with Socialism!

TAGS: sotu response rubio paul rand
Rating: 4/5

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ughomer - February 13, 2013, 6:34 am
Where's the bottled water in the ph**o on the right?

PILLOW TALK - It's true, politics does make for strange bedfellows.

I WOULDN'T HAVE KILLED BIN LADEN - No matter the reasoning, Ron Paul will be torn apart by both the left and the right wing for his side on that one issue.

QUESTIONABLE - Stating that the President who has spent the past 32 years married to a librarian doesn't know what a library is.

REALITY - Bambots and Paulbots... You can get there from here.

TAGS: haldol paulbots bambots reality
Rating: 3.4/5

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terroraustralis - October 5, 2012, 6:40 pm
i think he enjoys beleiving what the TV tells him to beleive
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 11:32 pm

I think you enjoy making things harder for yourself.
GrouchoMarxist - October 3, 2012, 10:26 pm
You are an absolutely challenged if you're never heard of Bambots and Paulbots... Perhaps you should get cable
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 9:45 pm

Grammar and spelling are important if you want to appear intelligent, But if Groucho wants to make up words I'll defend his right to spell them however he wants. terror's comment was just sillydiculous. (I made it up, so that's how it's spelled)
arnnatz - October 3, 2012, 7:51 pm
c'mon moo+, you should realize that when someone has nothing, they go for the grammar or spelling
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 5:55 pm

Half of the words Americans use are slang, and most of the correct words they manage to spell wrong. Why argue over a few colloquialisms?
terroraustralis - October 3, 2012, 5:30 pm
"bambots" "paulbots". thats not english, its retardese. people look at this poster and think "was the guy who made this retarded?"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 2, 2012, 8:09 am

What? Every word in the poster is in English. The US doesn't have an official language, so your point is doubly wrong.
GrouchoMarxist - October 2, 2012, 1:05 am
Speaking of needing to get back to reality
terroraustralis - October 2, 2012, 12:45 am
congratulations though, for finally figuring out that i support ron paul, not obama.
terroraustralis - October 2, 2012, 12:42 am


Principle -

TAGS: rand paul drone hypocrisy
Rating: 3.29/5

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Doggit - April 25, 2013, 9:45 am
Crank you're right. My wife is always saying what an a**hole I am when she's had a few.
crankyhead - April 24, 2013, 10:55 pm
In vino veritas, Doggit.
PapaFox - April 24, 2013, 6:55 pm
Actually it was during an interview on Fox news.
Doggit - April 24, 2013, 6:46 pm
Think that was said after a few ****tails. Probably busting balls with his drinking buddies.

PAUL NOT GIVEN ROLE AT GOP CONVENTION - Because real conservatives aren't allowed at the GOP convention, only fake ones. (Headline: GOP Hands The Election To Obama by excluding Libertarians)

Drone flip-flop -

TAGS: drones paul hypocrisy
Rating: 3.25/5

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PapaFox - April 26, 2013, 6:35 am
See poster #37201 and learn something.
ChadAllen - April 25, 2013, 11:51 pm
Flip flop? That's funny considering that nothing he said here was any different than what he said back during his 13 hour long filibuster on the Senate floor. So how has Rand Paul flip flopped? You need to pay better attention there Pops.

QUESTION - Is it just me, or did Ron Paul sound like a Democrat pretending to be a Republican during the candidate debate on Fox News this Thursday night?

Epic Hypocrisy -

TRULY BIZARRE - And this is one of their "heroes"?


TAGS: paul ryan lie biden funny
Rating: 2.85/5

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arnnatz - September 10, 2012, 11:48 pm
I just saw an article that said GM is losing money on every volt sold
JGalt - September 10, 2012, 10:06 pm
No wonder the economy is dying- government wastes my money to give it to Solyndra and GM union workers making crappy Volts
JGalt - September 10, 2012, 10:05 pm
No, wait- we do- Uncle Sam takes half of what I make...
JGalt - September 10, 2012, 10:05 pm
Argument fail. Present a budget that offers survival instead of no one having anything in the future like Dems do- hey just print more money- we already borrow 40% more than we spend....just to pay the interest. Imagine living in a household like that.
GrouchoMarxist - September 10, 2012, 4:59 pm
empty stool is running scared with this bs
vbattaile - September 10, 2012, 4:40 pm
If liberals had any brains, they wouldn't be liberals
foxrecon19d - September 10, 2012, 4:34 pm
AHHHHH! I wish this poster had a clearer picture of both men. It would have been so much funnier. No offense, but guy on the left looks like the dude from Ghost Adventures, and the guy on the right looks like Joe biden.

RYAN NEEDS WATER! FLOPSWEAT DON'T REPLACE ITSELF! - Paul Ryan... drowning in his own lies.

TAGS: paul ryan biden debate funny
Rating: 2.71/5

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KALKAM - October 13, 2012, 10:45 am
Didn't know Ryan was a supporter of OWS...interesting.
GrouchoMarxist - October 13, 2012, 8:25 am
RT drops a pantload and runs off..

Is He Slimy Enough Yet? -

TAGS: rand paul newtown victims
Rating: 2.67/5

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Rudedog - April 30, 2013, 12:23 am
Maybe taken out of context a little bit.
Curlyrocks - April 29, 2013, 9:42 pm
Ha good job, check another hero off the list.

RAND PAUL - The only thing he clearly said he might cut is defense. Oh he is going to make a lot of GOP friends.

TAGS: rand paul
Rating: 2.63/5

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ROMNEY'S LIKE-ABILITY PROBLEM - Apparently Mitt wants to double down on his un-likeablity as much as he likes to double speak about the issues!

RECLAIM AMERICA - I am doing what Paul Revere would want me to do


CONFIRMED - Lotta good your filibuster did, Rand.

TAGS: rand paul brennan drone filibuster
Rating: 2.2/5

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PapaFox - March 8, 2013, 6:45 pm
He sure loves hearing himself talk though, even though it was at America's expense.

ANOTHER SUPPORTER OF OBAMACARE: PAUL RYAN! - Liberals respond, "HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" (Authentic Letter of Ryan requesting Obamacare funding!)

ENDLESS BLABBER - It's so annoying.

BOGUS FILIBUSTER - "You can beat, taser, spy on, extra- ordinarily rendition, and indefinitely imprison Americans--but no drone strikes!"

TAGS: rand paul drone filibuster obama
Rating: 2.14/5

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PapaFox - March 9, 2013, 9:20 am
On the other hand, as soon as he finished, he immediately started up a funding drive for his re-election. :-D


TAGS: ron paul
Rating: 2.14/5

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Doggit - January 28, 2013, 6:42 pm
Tea party was high jacked. Republicans painted him as a non electable nut job. Tough to ride against the tide


THE MORTGAGE CRISIS MYTH - Cons want you to believe the 30 year old CRA caused the bubble. FACT: is it was created under total Republican control.


TAGS: paul ryan losing total recall
Rating: 2.09/5

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andy30 - October 24, 2012, 6:32 pm
Wow, this is garbage. How did they allow this to post?
fauxnews - September 22, 2012, 9:56 am
His posters are really g**. Now we know why.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2012, 8:19 am

Why do you keep calling guys cute Groucho?
jonny5 - September 21, 2012, 11:01 pm
You think Ryan is going to save MARS?!? Wah to go Paul!!
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 8:43 pm
You're really kinda cute in those tights...

PAUL RYAN CONFUSED ON OWN ABORTION POSITION - Paul Ryan was for "legitimate rape" before he was against it. (FACT: Ryan joined with Todd Akin in bill to ban abortion even in cases of rape)

PRO-LIFE - "Pro-Lifers murdering people..... It's irony on a base level, but I like it!" ~Bill Hicks




RINOMNEY PICKS PAUL RYAN FOR VP - "I want your votes my precious." (This campaign just got 'uglier'...literally.)

THATS! - Gotta hurt.

PAUL RYAN TO SPEAK AT CONVENTION! - It's gonna be 'ugly', folks! (FACT: Ryan paid more in taxes than Romney, but he wants us to pay more!)

REPUBLICAN FILIBUSTER - Much ado about nothing.

CONCERNED ABOUT AMERICA? - Doesn't look that way.